if you watch this little video below you’ll get a feel for the solar plastic dancing animals flowers and shit that are on the kitchen windowsill.
left to right, got a solar dancing sunflower, with the flower broken off, i think when a flyswatter was crushing a common housefly to a bloody grease spot at gale force speed. little fucker never knew it.
then a dancing pig, no explanation needed, i hope, and finally, a little dancing chicken chickie-poo or whatever. they are made of plastic, which i suppose is an oil derivative, which is the fossilized blood and guts of dinosaurs, which we are running out of.
they each have a little solar energy collection device, i have no clue how it works, but it takes the photons from the sun that 8 minutes ago were just a potential energy source, now converted to making these stupid little pieces of crap wiggle for my amusement. this is also depleting the energy of the universe by some ridiculously small number, but eventually, will be collectively contributing in a small way to the heat death of the universe.
you try to warn people though and they look at you like you’re out of your fucking mind.