hurricane season is an ass and tropical depressions need names not numbers

hurricanes can blow something else, okay? they mess up the fishing and they suck. and tropical depressions? know why they’re depressed? because they have numbers, not even worthy of a name? how the hell would you feel? mental patient number 9? neurotic ninety-two? slap a whacky monicker on ’em and watch ’em cheer up.