how to fix the world, really


Alright now, follow closely because this is so cool I’m amazed it hasn’t already been implemented. There’s 24 hours in a day, right? That’s rhetorical, of course…

So, we make it 25. And in the 25th hour, we take time out to explain to everyone we’ve confused or offended or pissed off that day that we’re sorry or we were constipated or temporarily insane or whacked out on some wild street drug manic crazed acting out shit, whatever. And we could all kiss and hug or have make up sex or sing some fruity campfire song or promise to cut that shit out even though it won’t make a pigeon fart of a difference just think how good it’d make us all feel. Especially the make up sex part.

Heh? Pretty cool, huh?

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